sweater kittens

breasts, where men look when they are talking to women

I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.

by Tone R. June 10, 2007

Sweater Puppies

small dogs in sweaters

"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"

"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"

by daedali October 22, 2016

sweater meat

Humongous fuckin titties.

dseeamn that bitch gots some nice sweater meat!

by chichi February 6, 2003

Sweater Jockey

One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

sweater pickles

Large breasts that pretrude through a woman's sweater, Warm and fuzzy like pillow's.

Check out Jessica's Sweater Pickles, they're glorious.

by sublimej311 September 11, 2005

Cosby Sweater

To secretly drug a young woman and have your way with her, but act like there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude, did you see what that chick at the bar is wearing. I'm totally going to take her home and Cosby Sweater her.

by Hibachi SuperVillain November 20, 2014

cosby sweater

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.

by Bill Dev September 13, 2006