restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017

Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.

Swan is such a loveable guy!

by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

by DEICER March 27, 2023

SWAN SWAN SWAN YEAH

a iconic line from secret story of the swan.

Friend: SWAN SWAN SWAN YEAH
Friend 2: Yass! Stan IZ*ONE.

by slayc February 1, 2022

Swan-warts

Synonym 4 goosebumps

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*

by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016

Swan Reach Around

To operate your hand and wrist like the neck of a swan in pleasurable positions.

Don't be a goose, give me a swan reach around...

by bakedgoods23 October 30, 2023

Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.

I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.

by Bigeagle5 January 25, 2022