Skanket

From the phrase "Wet Blanket"

A skanket's kids would be skanklets.

Dude #1: There is one in every crowd.
Dude #2:What?
Dude #1:A wet blanket
Dude #2: Oh you mean a Skanket

Example 2:
Cynthia is such a fat fucking skanket. If she wasn't in here everything would be fine.

by Vyse6669 January 22, 2009

SkankerChief

A Checkered Hankerchief word around the wrist or head. Worn mostly by Ska fans to show their pride for ska music.

"Hey Andrew, I see your wearing a skankerchief. Want to go listen to some Reel Big Fish?"

by Andrew Cerchio April 29, 2006

Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

shanker

A large line of Cocaine

"Look at the size of that Shanker"

by Radio13 January 1, 2006

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003