surfing the red sea

When a girl is on her period

Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend

by Jenken August 10, 2017

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Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

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Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

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n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

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