strapped

To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.

John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.

by Splur Gang September 18, 2018

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006

Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

strippercide

When a stripper has had enough, and she throws herself from the top of the pole, committing strippercide.

"It was the saddest thing, we were at the club the other night, and bubble's was crying on stage, next thing you knew, she committed strippercide."

by idnaC December 15, 2009

Stripper Candy

The line of hairs leading from your belly button to your dick/vagina.

I'mma lick yo stripper candy.

by Mrow1122 July 23, 2013

Whip-Stripped

The case in which ones car is seized by a governmental agency for violations of federal law such as narcotics trafficking, cultivation with the intent to sell or other various federal crimes.

"Hey man, did you hear about Trey? Yeah, he was in deep, got popped by the man; whip-stripped and everything..."

by WBH May 3, 2008