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spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.
Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.
by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009
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SpiderJump

A) When one person jumps onto another person, catching him/her unawares from a higher point above the second person.

B)In the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when a marathon pro, lightweight pro, and commando pro runner jumps from a roof, balcony or another higher point down onto an enemy and knifes the target in midair or when he/she lands.
"Man, this runner guy just Spiderjumped my ass!"

"If you say another word, i swear i will spiderjump you from this bunkbed!"
by aFriskyPlatypus May 27, 2010
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spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
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Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
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Spiddel

A swedish word for a man who is attracted to other men.
You sure are a spiddel, son.
by Yo Daae December 6, 2011
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spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.
by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013
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Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.
Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs
by notabadguy January 27, 2015
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