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Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock
My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
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Stocking Anarchy

very pretty lady, practically married to ranpo, and definitely a cool ass person.
Stocking Anarchy is my favorite sister, panty is ugly as shit
by ranposass June 6, 2022
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Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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