The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
Get the Stock cockingmug. A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021
Get the Perfect stocking fillermug. This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.
Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.
by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020
Get the stock dafmug. An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.
Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.
Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.
by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025
Get the stocking partymug. by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
Get the Stocksmug. by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022
Get the game stockmug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug.