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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024
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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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Rough Stock

(a) "Rough stock" is an expression used to depict a man who possesses a rugged and resilient nature, often characterized by his physical strength, fearless demeanor, and a rough-around-the-edges appearance. He is someone who embraces a tough and adventurous lifestyle, and his actions exhibit an unyielding determination and a willingness to face hardships head-on.

(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) When it comes to describing a man sexually, "rough stock" can imply a more intense or physically dominant approach to sexual encounters. It suggests a preference for rougher or more aggressive sexual activities.

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
by Davellin June 8, 2023
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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
by Dudebloke March 19, 2021
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