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std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
mugGet the std-petrimug.

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
mugGet the std rodmug.

STD

Short 4 seriously tiny d...
S eriously
T iny
D ...
Mike has an STD
A seriously tiny d?
by faxnoprintrr March 24, 2025
mugGet the STDmug.

STDs

Fishy and stanky, Stanky and fishy You have STDs
An i oop! I have STDs
by ROoSterRaMEn October 29, 2019
mugGet the STDsmug.

STD

Bro i have a new STD for you come over here
by Diarrheabruh April 4, 2022
mugGet the STDmug.

STD

STD, stands for super-tiny-dick
Ha, that dude has a STD. Lol Xdd rawr
mugGet the STDmug.

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
mugGet the Psychic STDsmug.

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