Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

Stationing

Euphemism for masturbation. Refers to private use of one's masturbation station (i.e. bedroom, bathroom, or computer room).

I accidentally walked in on him while he was stationing it up.

by Clames August 14, 2009

Masturbus Station

masturbating when waiting bus to come

*wtf are you doing homo?
*painting on masturbus station.retarded!

by malaka mou July 15, 2009

sodemization station

The Anus

"hey bro see that girl over there?"
"yeah, what about her?"
"I heard nick totally stuck his between the leg peg in her sodemization station last night!"

by artcwolfman June 26, 2012

Plane Station

The term Thomas used to refer to an airport because he forgot that it was called an airport that fucking dumbass.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hrs away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Thomas

by SomeGayBitch May 3, 2018

ass station

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

by jacob carr June 20, 2020

Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009