umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by

When the President of the United States of America endorses and supports white supremacists

Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?

President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!

Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?

President Trump- No, they were very fine people

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 29, 2020

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.

Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.

by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009

Taco stand

the equivalent of a female T-bagging.

little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.

by Rivari November 20, 2014

Lemonade Stand

A urinal

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

Standing Tall

Pride; To be proud of yourself;

Look at them new rims! I'm going to be standing tall at the club tonight!

by Incognito Bot May 31, 2018