College squirrels

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.

Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"

by nwafan20 December 30, 2009

squirrel on a trampoline

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.

"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006

Squirrel Server

Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.

"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"

"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"

by J-Cutter December 24, 2009

squirrel :3

there are many types of :3 squirrels. Flying squirrel, chubby squirrel, baby squirrels, and even floofy squirrels! :O

look a squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

SQUIRREL CHECK

THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS

MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

by Kelsea Barts September 4, 2018

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

man squirrel

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.

Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009