squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Dick Squat

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

by greenpointSS March 22, 2010

squat

a very small amount; often used with diddley

"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

by OsirusR June 4, 2010

pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

by Stranger Danger September 7, 2005

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 5, 2010

cucumber squats

A term used to describe a girl ridin your dick

zambo: y,y,y,you see that girl?
beanz: yeah, what about her?
zambo: Chances i got her to do some cucumber squats in the basement last night?
beanz: zero.

by beanzdaddy December 15, 2008