Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby
by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009
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Slippery Spoon

The Slippery Spoon is an adventurous twist to the act of spooning with your significant other. The idea is first to get naked, then lay in the Spooning position. The person in front performs a subtle nudge, maybe in the form of wiggling her hips a little bit, or grinding ever so gently in an effort to tease until the person in back has a full on fucking raging hard on. If the room is a little warm, or you are under blankets, the sweat from the grinding and increased heart rate will add a little lubrication to said rager, and you will find your self in a Slippery Spoon. If sweat is not available, a little cunny juice would do the trick, some pre-cum, or best yet, fucking spit on to your hand and rub it on your cock in an effort to create a frictionless shaft that you can grind between her ass cheeks. If you are lucky, you may get the tip of your wick in her cunny, or even in her asshole, which most assuredly will provide some extra pleasure for both of you in the Slippery Spoon.

Slippery Spooning can also happen after sex if you lay with your woman and your cum and cunny juice covered dick rests nicely between those two beautiful ass cheeks, usually resulting in more fucking.
The Slippery Spoon.... says it all.
by Slocat December 22, 2017
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Spoon doodle

Someone that says, does, or is a complete dumb shit. Slightly nicer way to call someone a dumbass
Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.

Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!
by AusLegend March 31, 2020
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Spoon Gang

A group of people who refrain from using forks to eat anything; they regard the miso spoon as being the most evolved utensil on the table of the Evolution of Modern Utensils.

Spoon Gang was founded and is led by Mali Fraz.

A Spoon Gang antagonist is often called a forkwhore
People in Spoon Gang even use spoons to eat salad and spaghetti.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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Spoon

1. Un-conditional surrender.

2. Complete and udder rape

3. A utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food.
1. I spoon you

2. You were spooned last night
by Zaku November 25, 2003
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Goon Spoon

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."
by thebiestsc August 28, 2008
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Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back
She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon
by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017
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