spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.

After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023

Spoingle

The ultimate adjective for someone who is such a splinky, the ultimate yoinky sploinky.

You are such a spoingle <3

by Mia_Khalifa February 19, 2023

spontaneo

a word actor Cal Robinson claims to have created during the making of Zero Day (2003) being shortened of spontaneous.

CAL:like I made up a new word spontaneo
ANDRE: that was real spontaneous right there sorry sorry spontaneo
CAL: spontaneo

by paran0idpark March 12, 2023

spoingly doingly

A particularly silly little guy, partaking in silly little guy activities.

Oh look at him! He's such a spoingly doingly little man.

by NoGoose July 7, 2023

SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

SDD or Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder is a mental illness which causes spontaneous and uncontrollable dabbing.

It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.

I suffer from SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

by MagSwagg September 20, 2017

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020