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spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
by terriblebad March 14, 2022
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011
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Reverse Spit

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“
by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020
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frozen spit

those little completely white bitty balls that some jewelry stores sell for diamonds. They are diamonds but they look like frozen spit.
Look at that ring, it has "frozen spit" for stones.
by stone setter March 20, 2010
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Spit Dred

The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.
"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."
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get the spit

I get the spit on the daily from that girl across the street.

I got the spit twice last week and it was glorious.
by natkingcole August 14, 2010
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