Sperm Donor

A sperm donor is a man who does the bare minimum with his child.

A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.

by Autismsucks November 15, 2011

sperm burp

After a long night of drinking beer, your recieve oral sex, and bust in her mouth, after swallowing, the carbonation from your nut butter causes her to burp.

Last night your mom had a nasy case of the sperm burps.

by riotchilde June 1, 2006

Spert

A shorter version of expert.

Snerdette: Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
Snerd: You tell me. You're the Star Wars spert.

by Snerd August 12, 2006

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

involuntary sperm recipient

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

by Raziel March 23, 2003

Sloppy Sperm Slap

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.

After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).

by Nigit November 17, 2007

sperm whale

A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.

Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.

by biggirl823 March 20, 2011