IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.
Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 25, 2011
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Gummy Speak

To speak with a mouth full of Gummy Bears.
I though she said, "Rumful" but it was gummy speak for beautiful.
by typherious April 27, 2009
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jap speak

1. A slang term for the Japanese language that may or may not be racist depending on who you ask.

2. to refer to hearing something you don't understand
I found an anime that looked pretty good but they didn't have it in English only in jap speak.
*someone mumbling* "wtf is that jap speak?"
by toxic cowZ March 09, 2020
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Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
by Darth Johnny December 07, 2010
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Jesus Speaking

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.
Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.
by Zxkred June 22, 2018
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speaking to discover

A method to make oneself aware of certain things one was not aware of until one began speaking to oneself or others (and preferably recorded what one said) about something (to be able to analyze it).
Speaking extemporaneously to myself and audio-recording it has helped me realize certain things I was not aware of until I said them. That process is called "speaking to discover".
by but for May 20, 2018
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Poser Speak

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
by Bass Salad November 20, 2014
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