part-time skunk

Someone who is so outrageously foul smelly after constant, nonstop farting, that it's ridiculous and even evokes a kind of secret, perverse admiration.

- Hey dude, why don't you apply for a part-time skunk position?
-Actually, I did.

by crazynightbird October 16, 2010

french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

by isabeela December 11, 2019

tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform

We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!

by minorsurgeon March 23, 2021

skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 22, 2004

skunk

to blow a line of cocaine off of a black man's dick, resembling a white stripe on the back of a skunk.

Rachel's skunked like 5 times tonight already and it's only Tuesday.

by joneslarry November 22, 2010

slunk

A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.

The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.

by T.P. June 7, 2004

Skunk

Quite a powerful grade of weed, it stinks of shit and is peddled quite frequently by chavs in dark alleyways with nothing better to do. Has been known to fuck people up before

"Ay blod you wanna baaiy som skonk yeea?

Guy1:that skunk last night was fucking great
Guy2:yes it was, we should probably lay off it for a bit if we have any chance of doing well in our GCSE's

by Mad-thrasher December 7, 2009