Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve

During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.

by Pantyemic October 19, 2020

Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.

“My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night”

by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.

Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!

by Ricky Nevada May 11, 2018

Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.

Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

by Cisco3 December 11, 2019

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023