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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

"Oh, I went out with Dave but nothing happened because he has a sloth rocket. It was so disappointing. "
by TraumaNurse16 September 24, 2016

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015

by DEVGRUGaming May 16, 2023

A group of friends that don't really do work, they sit around and laugh at one another until a teacher/boss yells at them.
Jack: Hey, do you think they're done yet?
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.
by Abby Kninaka November 12, 2015

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
