A person who finishes way too fast but acts like they just pulled off the greatest performance of all time. Like a slingshot that fires prematurely and then pretends it was a perfect shot, a Sling-Ray barely lasts but still does a victory lap. They’re out here celebrating like they broke records, but the game barely even started.
“My tinder date last night was done in under a minute, then rolled over like he just won gold at the bedroom Olympics. Straight-up Sling-Ray behavior.”
by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025
Get the Sling-Raymug. To ejaculate from masterbation
“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
Get the slinging toothpastemug. by PencilBuzz October 25, 2023
Get the Slinging the gunmug. "sling a few things into your knapsack"
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
Get the Slingmug. by Catslinger December 12, 2016
Get the sling pussymug. "Slinging Dick" refers to fucking shit up, be it in a video game or real life. If you got MVP in a Halo, you were slinging dick that match.
by Big dong6969 July 11, 2024
Get the Slinging Dickmug. The act of Brutally Luthering someone with playing cards making them explode if the touch "the water"
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
Get the Boom Slingingmug.