freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

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Super Slide

When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes

(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)

by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

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Red Slide

The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl

Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.

by ASanchez September 27, 2006

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Crow Slide

An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.

Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.

by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

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Pittsburgh Slide

The Act of making a left turn as soon as the light turns green in fromt of opposing traffic without the aid of a left turn arrow. The Pittsburgh Slide is an act of disrespect to the first car in line of opposing traffic.

How dare he Pittsburgh Slide me ...Ishould have ran into that fuck!

by J-Hi September 29, 2003

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