Simon

is communist buddist сука блять

Who's Simon?
He's a communist сука!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa2 December 5, 2019

Simon

A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.

“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”

by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018

Simon

He is the definition of a sexy beast

Simon is hot

by Hiperson September 8, 2019

Simon

Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.

"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."

There was a really nice sunset out there with beautiful colors, but Simon did not take a picture and shared it because he knows everyone was outside already seeing it.

by Nailakh October 9, 2019

Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know

Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her

by Ittybittytitty523 May 13, 2020

Simmondley

The residency of the self proclaimed best rocket league player eu Zack Girtchen

Wow hes so good at rocket league he must be zack girtchen from simmondley

by faketaxi01457 March 20, 2021

Simon Saffayeh

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

by bot123.2 March 16, 2022