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Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 11, 2006
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shell

Extreme intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by the inability to respond coherently to even simple questions. Derived from 'shell of a man'. One step up the scale of drunkenness from battered.
That was an excellent night. There was loads of beer and I pushed through battered to achieve shell.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
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Shallome

Shallome is the typ thats nice and cind that evrybody likes! Shes quiet but can be crazy when you get too know her!

Shallome is alsow as shalom that means Quiet and peace shes a Long blondy and can feel what others feel.
Hi do you know that nice Girl shallome
Yea shes so nice and cool!
by Glitersik January 15, 2017
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grockle shell

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road
by chillibabe February 7, 2009
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Shilly shallying

The act of the vagina lips rubbing together and creating a slight crackle sound, or the vagina lips looking and behaving like a clam. this usually only occurs in very dry and crusty vaginas.
Heather's vagina lips are so crusty, you can hear her vagina shilly shallying when she's walking to class!
by jingle jangle frank December 14, 2015
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turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell
by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009
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nut-shell

cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!
morgan and dean love nut-shell!
by M_lil_spickner November 16, 2006
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