Shitty Boyfriend

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.

Jared smells like a vagina. He's a shitty boyfriend.

by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

shitty biscuts

A bad situation or anything perceived as extremely unpleasant. Also commonly used as an exclamation in times of displeasure or angst.

Co-worker - "I need your help. Please help me with work."

Me - "Shitty Biscuts!"

by nickbag9 June 27, 2007

shitty sleeper

the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.

tim gave tommy a shitty sleeper now tommy has pink eye.

by nubz9 January 10, 2013

shitty booty

this is a person who use number 2 bathroom taking a shit and they don't take a bath and clean their ass good and go around smelling like shit all over the place and even in public restaurants and movie theaters making everyone smelling that. use those three shells if you can't use a shower damn. the stench they gives off is loud and sickening. it should be a crime.

she can't ever get in my bed with that shitty booty.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

SHITTY

1. Portland, OR.

2. Any major US city that thinks it is better then everyone else, ie: New York Shitty.
3. Something an elephant does when its full of shit.
4. Someone named Kathrine that does you wrong.

Man guys you seen the violence in Portland last night?

Yeah, we moving to the country this shitty is going to heck in a handbasket, those pantifa creeps are even shooting EMS first responders now! They are in contention with new york shitty for being the worst shitty in the entire country!

by Wise White Man July 26, 2022