Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
Get the sheep shearingmug. 1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.
2. A reference to another man's testicles
2. A reference to another man's testicles
Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"
Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011
Get the Fuzzy Sheepmug. Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
Get the Shearing the sheepmug. (metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
Get the lesbian sheepmug. by doctercockter May 11, 2011
Get the Dick-Sheepingmug. by jebasauras February 10, 2021
Get the Da Sheepmug. The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
by wwex June 9, 2014
Get the Sheep Shockermug.