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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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Da Sheep

Da Sheep is used to chat to your friends about girls and is becoming an EVOLUTION
yooo my slime I know you don’t know da sheep like that but she’s swag init
by jebasauras February 10, 2021
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Cult sheep

Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.
Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.
by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014
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blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.
omg! look its toby, blonde sheep
by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018
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dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.
He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.
by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011
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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
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