When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
Get the Sheep Ditmug. The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
by wwex June 9, 2014
Get the Sheep Shockermug. by jebasauras February 10, 2021
Get the Da Sheepmug. Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.
Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.
by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014
Get the Cult sheepmug. 1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.
2. A reference to another man's testicles
2. A reference to another man's testicles
Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"
Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011
Get the Fuzzy Sheepmug. Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
Get the sheep shearingmug. by doctercockter May 11, 2011
Get the Dick-Sheepingmug.