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snark

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"
by wazza June 20, 2003
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snarkinZ

its what you are when your jrgy, rss, brsy, jakee, enree (hes foreign exchange), charles, penel & cynth
"Come on guys, theyre so cool, lets SNARK it with the snarkinZ."
by Rachel March 24, 2004
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Snarky-Chopped

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.
The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.
by snarkymarky July 20, 2009
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shnarkle

pertaining to a feeling of shnarkleness wich is a very broad feeling; speaking of someone who is being bitch and or ,a meany.
"HAHAHA i love life im in such a good shnarkle mood!"

":( boo i feel awful im in such a bad shnarkle warkle tarkle time."

"Ewww quit being so shnarkley your bothering me"
by alexabo February 18, 2010
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Snarkagogy

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.
When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.
by hobrarian August 17, 2010
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SNARK

A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)
Damn, Snark just jumped up on the couch and stomped my nuts, then Snarked me in the face!!!
by Snark Master December 3, 2010
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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