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Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies
by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022
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Semen Roulette

The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.

All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.

The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
by niggercum69 September 11, 2022
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semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
by Swishsemen August 19, 2017
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Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022
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semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
by Jsloan October 2, 2017
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semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
by 508gang July 5, 2017
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lil semen

SoundCloud rapper with the most 🆑🅾️⛎✝️ In the history of the Universe
Niggas be like, “Ayo u heard that Lil Semen he fire asf” that new shit go hard
by LIL SEMEN May 24, 2018
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