semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.

Dude that bitch was a semen specialist

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

maple semen

a sexy ass waman from Canada

i love dat maple semen

by ttttk May 7, 2018

Semen Syphoner

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.

You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.

by Salliemae November 6, 2015

Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"

Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!

by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018