you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

by cockjacker March 1, 2023

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

5 Seconds of Summer

An Aussie band including Luke Hemmings - Lead singer, Calum Hood - Bassist, Michael Clifford - lead guitarist, Ashton Irwin - Drummer, and Niall Horan - Volunteer Fan

"LET ME BE IN THE BAND" - Niall Horan/5 Seconds of Summer Volenteer Fan

by Girly Girl11111 November 5, 2013

Teck Whye Secondary School

Very gay. Got boys who want to touch your kkb and ass. Will go to the extent of chasing you down to touch you or try to finger your ass.

parent 1 :How was Teck Whye Secondary School.
kid : I got an STD.

by ace bird bird August 15, 2021

yio chu kang secondary

I tell you my school got Donald Trump the principal( Carol lim) whenever talk talk 1 whole hour I like la skip lesson when she speak I sleep. Than she WASTE money on LOCKERS nobody asked for to personally PUT OUR PHONE. The 4 dm like Eagle go around catch whichever idiot never put phone. They LIKE TO CATCH USELESS STUDENTS WHO NEVER CUT HAIR LIKE KANINA HAIR STYLE CAN MAKE THE STUDENT BEHAVE VERY BADLY. Kanina bully student 1 time I kena suspension 3 days still need come school sit-down. Now I very good student no detention anymore 👍

From the day I enter this school ah the only thing nice ah is detention. The 4 eagles will especially escort you to a special room time out corner.WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME THIS ONE. NEVER DO HOMEWORK U GO TOC, NEVER LISTEN TO TEACHER GO TOC, COME SCHOOL LATE GO TOC, NEVER SHAVE BEARD OR CUT HAIR GO TOC THEY BRING U TO BARBER BECOME BOTAK. STUPID LA THIS SCHOOL. Best school.BEST MEMORIES

Wow yio chu kang secondary rules not bad.

by Carol lim August 19, 2021

Secondary School

Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.

teacher = 'ok everyone, do the starter questions, i need to begin a class because there teacher isn't here, we will check the answers when we get back'

class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*

class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'

1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*

everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'

one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*

1 minute later they realise she's not coming

everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*

me = who wants gum??

everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'

me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'

me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*

teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*

teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'

teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'

this is what Secondary School classes are like

by notafraidtospeakup June 6, 2010