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Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!
by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010
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Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!
Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.
by the bird of prey February 10, 2014
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Scott

A person you can talk to.
Person1: what's your name?
Person2: Scott.
by Someonewho November 5, 2017
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Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.
Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.
by JS January 16, 2004
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Lucas Scott

Lucas Scott is one of the main characters of One Tree Hill. Lucas has had multiple multible relationships with Peyton Sawyer, and Brooke Davis. Lucas' best friend is Halie James Scott. Lucas' brother is Nathan Scott. Lucas Scott is played by Chad Micheal Murray.
Did you see Lucas Scott on One Tree HIll last night?
by Eleana May 9, 2008
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