Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha
by AradiaSongbird June 06, 2023
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sigma science

Science so complicated one needs to use calculus most of the time to express concepts. From the "sigma" letter in calculus, the symbol that is used to express summation.
Quantum physics is a sigma science.
by pentozali May 01, 2008
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Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023
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Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018
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Supernatural Sciences

Supernatural sciences, also referred as extranatural sciences and as spiritual sciences are sciences that are about dealing with supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics/metaphysics as a part of nature, where it is necessary to be studied with an objective-subjective mixed methodology. Supernatural sciences usually seeks the creation of their own methods and supernatural sciences are part of logical supernaturalism.
by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021
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