Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019

Schmang

Small vape usually with high amounts of nicotine.

"Yo Toby bro, pass the schmang"
"The fuck you just say?"
"Schmang"

"Can I have a hit of the schmang?"

by funkgluck9000 September 29, 2020

schwag

Usually very dry and brown weed... smells and tastes like shit. But hey, it's better than resin!

Bob: Yo dawg, let's get high.
Bill: Aight, but I only have some nasty-ass shwag...
Bob: Well then pack it up in the gravity bong! That makes shwag get you high as a butt monkey!

by toka4lyf August 30, 2005

schwarg

literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"

Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!

by rgretrfreyr June 12, 2005

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schwag master

somebody who is being stupid... aka schgwag..

Kati wouldt feed the 20lb rabbit cause she was being a schwag master.

by poopie12345 December 7, 2006