Schrödinger's USB

When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around

Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB

by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.

by Jen X December 21, 2021

Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.

John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.

by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022

Schrodinger's cheater

a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met

did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater

by KateHanami April 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Schrödinger's Sexuality

Schrödinger's Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual, it means that the person in question is half Bisexual which in turn denotes that they are either a Homosexual or Heterosexual but nobody knows if they just say that they're Demi-Bisexual.

I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)

by Thyvapid May 24, 2022