The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
Get the School mug.A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 8, 2013
Get the School mug.It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
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by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
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Get the school mug.I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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