school

Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL

Student: Can you please explain?
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed

Now your home
Student: I failed

Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP

Funreal:

Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
ps.school

by Paxist May 3, 2010

school

Some of the things they teach you in school may possibly become vaguely useful in later life. About 50% of the crap they teach you is pointless,and will never be used in real life, and 30%is just review of the pointless crap they already taught you. If you want to become a lawyer...do you really need to know the history of Rome? I should be able to choose what I want to learn based on what I want to do in later life. If I want to be a construction worker, I'll take a class in architecture. If I want to be a math teacher, I'll take a class in math. We should learn only what will be of value in whatever job we hope to pursue as adults. Anything else is a complete waste of time. School does have some useful points, but it has many flaws that really need to be fixed.

Student: I want to own a restaurant when I grow up, so why am I stuck in school learning about the economical orientation of Madagascar?

Teacher: How dare actually wan to pursue your dreams!! Detention!

by notabasher June 24, 2009

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by Johnny September 18, 2003

school

the utmost hell that is experienced for 12 years unless the stupid asshole that likes school wants to go to college

i will burn down the school if i have to go their one more fucking day!

by kathleen March 15, 2003

school

An institution where children under 18 learn. Most common subjects in school include mathematics, science, social studies, english, reading, gym, and possibly a gifted program.

School is supposed to be an educational place, and is aimed towards teaching, learning, and fun. Most jobs require a full schooling, meaning from Grade K- Grade 12. Also known as 'elementary, middle, and high school'. See education

Shirley went to school everyday so she could learn.

by Pelagia October 5, 2005

school

A place considered a hellhole by many. Dropping out of school would lead to having a shitty life, trust me.

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

school

A place where you waste time that you want to kill yourself, only losers go to school.

School sucks !!!!!!!!!

by Blinxx May 5, 2005