King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022
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The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG
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A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.
"I love Johns Schlong!"
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A penis over 10"
You have a beautiful schlong
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this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock
you have a nice schlong
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most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.
"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"
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