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San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 2, 2020
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San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
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San Francisco Smile

A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.
Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?
by Jb79 January 11, 2016
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San Francisco Chronicle

a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young
n 1924, the San Francisco Chronicle commissioned a new headquarters at 901 Mission Street on the corner of 5th Street in what is now the South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood of San Francisco
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
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San Francisco goldrush

When a guy fucks another guy up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and the first guy pulls out and second goes in and pees inside him.
"I like to be peed in, that's my thing. I like a guy to fuck me up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and this guy pulls out and HE goes in and pees in me. And uh, it's called a San Francisco Goldrush" - David Cross / Oh, Come On
by ChorlieKittenMittons November 23, 2024
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