Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.

Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.

by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017

Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

samsoneyetis

A condition of having noticeable bags or puffiness underneath one's eyes due to lack of sleep, fatigue, etc.

I didn't sleep very well last night, and that's why I have samsoneyetis this morning.

by T-Squared1960 July 23, 2018

Smoon Smin

A song that is sung during a routine body scrub.

Jim: "Smoon smin, smoon smin"
Bek: Looks like Jim scrub-a-dub-dubbin'!

by neepyboy March 13, 2019

Samoan Snowball

When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball

"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"

by raine_$torm March 14, 2019

samonti

Pretty,encouraging girl nice sometime but beautiful all the time she smile everyday friends make her happy and she puts family first

Samonti went to school to learn

by Samonti April 1, 2019