Salami

basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance

"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."

by BRPR April 17, 2024

Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.

Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast

by Wafflestompin06 May 8, 2024

Salami Dih

A massive penis. In both girth and length. A true biological feat. Even those who don’t care for deli meats will have their mouths watering for some salami dih. If you don’t know anyone with salami dih, it might be you!

I’m a vegetarian and I still love salami dih

by weezydidit December 21, 2025

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 27, 2021