Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021

Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs

Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank

by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023

stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well

“She got a stock pot”

“What’s up stock pot?”

by Glology May 14, 2023

Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know

We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge

by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019

stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021