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A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb
Robert by AGayFag June 3, 2019
Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.
Robert by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive
Robert by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive
Robert by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai
Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in
robert is quiet af