Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015

Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003

Ruben

The Fat man that could!

"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!

by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011

reuben

some tallblack guy who loves eating pussy and having nice intercourse with hoes

reuben is gay

by my 4skin is smelly October 5, 2017

Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.

Ruben is such a bitch

by luigi2762 March 6, 2019

Ruben miguel joao

Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often

Were fuked ruben miguel joao has arrived !!

by Mujuik December 23, 2016