riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

riding the mechanical bull

What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.

Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”

by frankierosguitar_ September 12, 2020

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

riding on brick

when you slam a car/ lower a car on bad suspension and on every bump it jumps and scrapes with no type of cushion to the point your back hurts
common in central florida with the boricua population (Kissimmee, Poinciana, Orlando)

his Civic is riding on brick

by BoriJit April 14, 2022

Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.

Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.

by Dawaninon December 12, 2009