radio one

somebody that broadcasts gossip all of the time.

"Have you seen Radio one today?"

"Nah man she must be broadcasting"

by Babygirl XX June 16, 2007

radioshack zach

A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:

"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"

Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH

RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"

Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"

RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"

Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"

Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"

Other employee: "i figured"

RZ: "what a bitch"

Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"

by 22p277 February 5, 2008

Decorators Radio

A radio splattered all over with dashes of paint, usually white.

Hey that girl is beautiful, I'd love to turn her face into a decorators radio

by Sausage Guitar Hero February 23, 2009

Professional Rawdogger

People who are real g's never use a condom and always rawdogg their girl. Term created by Jidion

Jack: Ay bro did you use a condom last night
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!

by Fheudh July 23, 2022

Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com

Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"

by Your Co-Founders & Semi-Compassionate Dictators For Life of ARMS February 16, 2005

Radio silence

When all work communication has stopped. No phone calls or e-mails are received. No one leaves their cubicle. All transmissions have ceased. Typically happens at work when holidays and/or vacation approach.

I love the days leading up to Christmas. We enforce a strict radio silence policy in our department while I shop online and send text messages all day.

by Mungo15 January 10, 2017

radio-terra-mestitution

From the latin, "Radia Terra mestitori", Meaning, Literally, "I cover your land with my menstruation" an ancient roman curse.

"Oi, pickfucker! you want some radio-terra-mestitution? yeah?, fuckin' come on then?" (in the voice of a roman legionary, shouting at some less advanced guys who they're gonna kick the shit out of sometime soon. But they're going to bring money and toilets and technology with them, so it's not so bad really.

by Bouncy Bunter October 3, 2003