ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.

You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.

by wwnik13 July 25, 2017

Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.

I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.

by General Dismay December 22, 2017

racing rookie

Does not know how to drive race car turn wrenches or pick up good looking fat chicks

James is racing rookie

by 55dpetty February 11, 2018

Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.

His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.

by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019

Randingo Effect

The Randingo effect has two different meanings. First is when you attempt to gain information for someone they are so extremely vague that when they do the opposite of what they implied or told you they use their lack of information that they gave you against you. Saying that they never told you if they were going to even do they thing they said in the first place. The Second part derives from the first part. It’s also other situation where they tell you for example that they will get on PlayStation to play with you at 10 Am but when 10 am comes around they don’t answer phone calls or text messages. They end of disappearing for days up to a week. No text messages say that they won’t get on. Just ignore you. Sometimes reading the messages but never responding.

Randy told me he was gonna get on this morning, but that was 5 days ago and he still hasn’t responded back. The Randingo effect is now in effect

by Mr Hairy Nips February 4, 2020

Racing Deal

A dirty deal that has very little chance to have a positive outcome. Or, a choice made by one person to spite another within the very murky lines of the law. (Particularly that of racing; that both parties must accept the terms of racing, and that all racers must accept the outcome of one another’s actions (dirty racing))

“Cale Yarborough went for a gap that was going to disappear, and Donnie Allison threw a block That was almost certainly going to wreck someone if not both of them. At the end of the day… it was just one of those racing deals.” Youtube: The Most Important Race in NASCAR History Deserves a Closer Look: The 1979 Daytona 500 time: 8:45

by MAXX_ATTAXX_101 July 7, 2020

Ranting

Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.

by The legendary husky October 27, 2020