Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoon Trap

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation

by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025

Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.

Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.

by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 10, 2022

Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys

Hi terrorist raccoon

by karma5 March 27, 2023

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025